Hobos Inc.: Vision Statement

We are a limited liability corporation offering no tangible product or service with the ultimate goal of selling said company for an inordinate amount of money (that’s a lot in panhandler dollars). The good fortune of Pip stumbling upon an irate escaped convict to smooth our way toward the gates of Marc Jacobs is always a possibility, but at the moment we prefer to work on our visitor stats before resorting to a benefactor.

We at Hobos Inc. strive to maintain the best customer service relationship possible; if you send us an email, we will reply. We may not give the answer you are looking for, but we can assure you it will be as we say. Clairvoyance and soothsaying cannot be tailored to every customer’s wishes. We prefer not to say we told you so.

We said this enough during the Peloponnesian war and the dot.com bubble; we said this about the Ugg shitstorm (woe to all those with fur-trimmed accessories writhing in their closets) and last summer’s boho bender. Despite the fact that we are hobos in space, we cannot exist solely in a vacuum, so we recognize that you are our stakeholders. Thus we appreciate your input and your expressions of support; we are available to receive them at our global headquarters, located in Penn Station.