Tis the Season

It's that time of year. Stockings are hung by the chimney with care. Macys' windows are all aglow. A large decorated Christmas tree stands proudly in Penn Station...with the ornaments (surprisingly) still on the tree. The hobos are asleep by the planters, and Penn Station is back to smelling like urine.

The Goldman Sachers are out blowing their 600K (minimum) bonuses they received just Wednesday. And yet, we at Hobos Inc., remain saddened by the plight of the less fortunate. Like ourselves. We had our lovely company party today, and our bonuses arrived in a neatly packaged mini cupcake: 2K calories straight to our asses.