New Memo from HR

Effective September 4, 2006, or Immediately: 49th Street Starbucks is dead to us. We will move weekend operations to another location post-haste. In fact, we cannot even sit in there right now. We’re so bitter. We’re on the outdoor plaza.

Nothing like getting a caramel macchiato without any espresso in it, with not even a hint of fucking espresso, not even a drop. All milk and foam and air. Lots of air.

Nine dollars later, you have a fucking drink that my niece could have whipped up with Nestle Quick and two percent milk.